Receipt Checkers Are the Worst

Cheryl, a turtle playing the role of a receipt checker at Wally World, garbed in a blue vest and nonchalantly smoking a cigarette.

For yours truly, there’s nothing worse in the retail world than “receipt checkers.”

Look, I already don’t want to spend more time in Wally World than I have to. And every one of these sad store runs always end the same – with an awkward staredown from Cheryl, some decrepit, blue-vested old turtle on a power trip standing by the exit, glancing over everybody’s cart playing judge, jury, and executioner.  The hall monitor from Hell.

And I’m always guilty. Why is that? Is it my face? Is it what’s in the cart? What is it, Cheryl?!?

-Rob

PS: Cheryl, the "Wally World Turtle", is now available in the shop in sticker, poster, and t-shirt form!

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